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Book Title: Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas: A Diz and Clarissa Story|
The author of the book: Ann McMan
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The size of the: 28.52 MB
Edition: TreeHouse Studio
Date of issue: December 20th 2015
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Read full description of the books Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas: A Diz and Clarissa Story:Diz and Clarissa are back! It's the night before Christmas, and you know what that means. All hell is about to break loose in Baltimore. Again. Diz and Clarissa’s plans for a quiet holiday are blown to smithereens when Marty gets sick and saddles them with caring for his three kids on Christmas Eve. To make matters worse, the kids want to see Santa Claus—at the mall. Join our dynamic duo as they battle time, the elements, cranky shoppers, and two psychotic dogs—all to provide a happy holiday ending for Alvin, Simon and Theodore. Oh…they also need a strategy to keep Diz out of jail.
Read information about the authorCollege at an indifferent liberal arts institution taught Ann McMan that understanding subject/verb agreement was not enough to secure her fame and fortune. After graduation, she got a job driving a young adult bookmobile—and spent her days piloting the great rig across the dusty back roads of rural North Carolina. Her duties included making certain that the mobile library always contained at least six copies of "Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret", visiting the county detention unit (it was a great way to catch up with her brothers), and showing public service films about safe sex to pre-teens at 4-H Clubs all across her part of “The New South.”
Soon, the allure of higher education coaxed Ann back to school. For the past three decades, Ann has worked at a succession of premier institutions, designing marketing and advancement materials that promote, promulgate, and extol the benefits of indifferent liberal arts education.
Somebody has to do it.
All this time, she continued to write. And when, at the ripe old age of thirty, she realized that she was not like other girls, the great world of lesbian literature opened its arms, and provided her with a safe haven in which to grow and learn about her new identity. She will forever be indebted to those literary pioneers who had the courage, the talent, and the temerity to gift us all with an art form of our own. Ann’s first and subsequent attempts at writing lesbian fiction have been heartfelt attempts to pay that great gift forward.
Ann McMan is the author of three novels, JERICHO, DUST, and AFTERMATH–and the story collection SIDECAR.
In 2011, Ann, along with her novels JERICHO and DUST and her short story “I Saw Xena Kissing Senticles” were elected to The Royal Academy of Bards Hall of Fame. In 2012, she was awarded the Alice B. Lavender Certificate.
BACKCAST, further adventures of the CLIT-Con 13 (that zany cast of authors from SIDECAR’s “Bottle Rocket”) will be released in 2013.
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